Thursday, June 18, 2009
Long Time, No Siege (Random Black Excursion)
Now this is actually two part story, the first, is actually from Dan and Lori.
this is what I remember:
Dan Carew, and Lorien Williams, happened to be in the Reston Area (nearby Lake Anne) after a I guess Double Date with another couple, but don't quote me on this I'm not too sure.
as they were leaving the park, a shady African American character comes up to them:
"please can you give me a ride home? I have a child, my wife is waiting for me angry, I'm drunk, and I can't drive home in this condition. please?" he says
Dan, being the nice person he is, obviously knows this man is of good nature, accepts his request, and allows him to hitch a ride.
now Lori, before allowing him to get in, asks him a simple question "Are you a man of good Morale Values?"
"Yes Ma'am." he says.
as they drive home, the Dark Shady character Attacks dan, and dan drives off the ro-
actually that didn't happen.
as dan drove him home, the man was sitting in the back, wasted.
as they approached the neighborhood this man lives in, they see a lady with a small carriage, with a child inside.
they knew he was telling the truth, cuz he pointed her out, and dan knew it was his wife.
that was dan's
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now weeks later, me dan and andy were at my house one late evening, talking about chicks, and life. great conversations, and it definitely got us to put on our Thinking caps midsummer (oi)
we had gotten a craving for slurpees, drinks, and snacks, so we start walking to 7-11 for sustenance
on the walk back, we see a SAAC walk towards us, I was slightly worried, not knowing what his intentions were.
"yo can you guys help me out? I need to buy some cigarettes, but I don't have my ID cuz i got in trouble with the law" (not a direct quote)
"uh...sure ok" we reply
as we were walking, he asks us "Yo what's you guys names?"
"Andrew"
"Andy"
"Sean"
"Dan"
"cool, my name is Lawrence, but that's a girls name, so Niggas be callin me Ace"
(I forgot his name)
we lol'd to ourselves cuz of the most random comment about himself.
we went to the gas station next to the 7-11, cuz it'd be a tad ridiculous if we went back for smokes.
Dan goes up to the gas station, asks for a pack of menthol's? something Light I believe. 5 bucks out the wallet of our acquaintance Ace.
he thanks us for our "random act of kindness" and walks away. we haven't seen him since, but ever since then, we've always required people to have a random Black excursion, or any excursion of any kind, they create such great stories.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Super Heroes.
from what I remember, their were 4 that come to mind.
- Dragons
- Armcores
- Elemental Warriors
- Prawn Man + Sushi Joe
They all sucked pretty much Hardcore (cept for prawn man.)
Dragons-it was basically pokemon, or digimon, or anything with mon in the end of it (Ja Mon)
each person had their own dragon (or snake, gary.) and fought to protect themselves and people they cared for. I mad this in the sixth grade, so...their wasn't much detail into it.
here's a modern rendtion of past concept art.
Armcores- that wasn't the actual name, in fact I don't remember what it was. anyways it was basically WarGraymon from digimon, but different elements, I thought it was cool. I made myself a wargraymon-sandlash combination guy he was bad ass, he'd roll into a ball like a goron (Legend of Zelda) and take out buildings. bwahaha here's a picture
Elemental Warriors-name pretty much explains itself take a Kimono wearing kiddo soup him up with some hella good elemental powers, and fight. this was a freshmen year concept it went down the drain when I decided to add steel and dark into the mix (pokemon)
Prawn man-my favorite, by far this guy was some tights wearing prawn hatting superhero, his arch nemisis was none other than sushi joe! he protect the lowly prawns from the unfortunate evils of joe and his chefs knife.


haha what's your favorite?
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Jessica Nicholson This One's For You, Pt. 1
Serious Business
Here's the first part of a rather large Epic Story I've experienced.
This is the story of the stop sign.
their was this girl, her name was Jessica Nicholson, just turned Seventeen I believe. She was super excited to have a party, and invited tons of people to her house (or so we thought, but I'll get to that later). On the information secton was the fated line "you have to bring me presents :D "
Of those people invited two people play an important role in this story, their names are Chaz armstrong and Andrew Nguyen. Look them up, I hear they're pretty awesome. Once the invitations were sent out, Andrew had no idea what to get Jessica.
"She Likes Watchmen right?, maybe I'll get her some Watchmen Paraphernalia."
He says to Patrick on Facebook. "Patrick, what are you getting Jess?"
"I was thinking of getting her a street sign." Patrick replies.
"How bout a stop sign?" Andrew asks.
"haha yeah, that's a good one, we could put 'hammer time' underneath the stop sign."
"haha I was thinking more of a "Da Par Tay Starts Hurr" kind of phrase."
This is what started the plan to get jessica the stop sign. Patrick and Dan Huchette were going to get the stop sign and decorate it. But Andrew was still without a present for Jessica. Andrew decided to get her the Watchmen videos. he was going to pick it up before the party.
VCU rolls by and the week of Jessica's party was here. Patrick and Dan, were still without the sign (damned school nights). so Thursday night comes, and Dan, Patrick, Chaz and Andrew, happen to be on AIM/Facebook. They Discussed plans for this elaborate gift for jessica. Patrick and Andrew talked about getting her a railroad sign.
the one with 2 R's and the X on it.
Andrew explained "yeah we grab this railroad sign. turn it into Arghs, and write pirate crossing on it. it'll totally fit in with your Road Pirate Kit."
but Andrew thought "where the hell is there a Railroad nearby?" So he consulted his next best source. Chaz Armstrong, and this is where he comes into the story.
here's actual Dialogue between Andrew and Chaz:
Thursday, March 26, 2009
AhnXLazyman (10:18:58 PM): Yo
AtomicREI (10:27:29 PM): hello
AhnXLazyman (10:27:37 PM): whats up?
AtomicREI (10:27:54 PM): our discussions were too long today
AhnXLazyman (10:28:29 PM): yeah
AhnXLazyman (10:30:13 PM): it happens
AhnXLazyman (10:30:16 PM): what do you expect
AhnXLazyman (10:30:28 PM): the whole build season planning thing was unneccesary
AhnXLazyman (10:30:39 PM): it definitly left the topic of VCU after 118
AtomicREI (10:31:25 PM): stupid dave and 118...
AhnXLazyman (10:31:33 PM): haha
AhnXLazyman (10:31:34 PM): DUDE
AhnXLazyman (10:31:38 PM): we got the gayest pokemon as 116
AhnXLazyman (10:31:44 PM): we're horsea
AtomicREI (10:31:53 PM): lol
AtomicREI (10:32:14 PM): i like 6?
AtomicREI (10:32:19 PM): is that charizard?
AhnXLazyman (10:32:23 PM): I think
AhnXLazyman (10:33:17 PM): yup charizard
AhnXLazyman (10:33:33 PM): GEEZ
AhnXLazyman (10:33:36 PM): it goes up to 491
AtomicREI (10:33:41 PM): wtf?!?!?!
AtomicREI (10:33:50 PM): 1-100!\
AtomicREI (10:33:53 PM): or 150?
AhnXLazyman (10:34:02 PM): we go to 150
AtomicREI (10:34:07 PM): ok
AtomicREI (10:34:08 PM): yea
AhnXLazyman (10:34:08 PM): original 151
AtomicREI (10:34:15 PM): 151 is mu... lol
AhnXLazyman (10:34:23 PM): mew*
AtomicREI (10:34:23 PM): or is it mutwo?
AtomicREI (10:34:29 PM): damnit...
AtomicREI (10:35:42 PM): im really psyiced about using the phrase EDucated
AtomicREI (10:35:48 PM): in chairmans
AtomicREI (10:35:57 PM): that has championship potential
AhnXLazyman (10:36:06 PM): haha yeah
AtomicREI (10:36:25 PM): "116 - EDucating the world"
AtomicREI (10:36:39 PM): or... "EDucation comes standard"
AhnXLazyman (10:40:09 PM): baha nice status
AtomicREI (10:40:16 PM): fo sho
AtomicREI (10:45:39 PM): maybe i should start my hw...
AhnXLazyman (10:45:51 PM): have you been thinking about EDucation?
AtomicREI (10:46:12 PM): maybe
AhnXLazyman (10:46:18 PM): wheres the nearest railroad from here?
AtomicREI (10:46:29 PM): umm... herndon?
AtomicREI (10:46:30 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman (10:46:35 PM): railroad crossing sign
AhnXLazyman (10:46:36 PM): haha
AtomicREI (10:46:45 PM): i know of some in clifton?
AhnXLazyman (10:46:49 PM): how far is that?
AtomicREI (10:46:56 PM): 45 minutes
AhnXLazyman (10:47:00 PM): Lose
AtomicREI (10:47:00 PM): 1 sec
AtomicREI (10:47:05 PM): ill look some up
AhnXLazyman (10:48:12 PM): are you going to jess's birthday party?
AtomicREI (10:48:23 PM): probably
AhnXLazyman (10:48:37 PM): I need more people i can just chill with
AhnXLazyman (10:48:43 PM): cuz Im sure I'll be the odd 20 year old out
AtomicREI (10:48:47 PM): ill be there for you... lol
AhnXLazyman (10:49:08 PM): thank you chaz
AtomicREI (10:49:18 PM): no problem
AhnXLazyman (10:49:24 PM): hey ted is going to be there
AtomicREI (10:49:32 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman (10:49:54 PM): oh god
AhnXLazyman (10:49:56 PM): other than her parents
AhnXLazyman (10:50:03 PM): Im going to be the oldest person there
AtomicREI (10:51:50 PM): ok... so the only railroad is the one i was talking about
AtomicREI (10:51:53 PM): south
AtomicREI (10:52:02 PM): by where 7100 crosses 123
AtomicREI (10:52:07 PM): ish
AhnXLazyman (10:52:15 PM): fairfax county south?
AhnXLazyman (10:52:21 PM): 123..
AhnXLazyman (10:52:22 PM): hmm
AtomicREI (10:52:28 PM): http://maps.google.com/
AtomicREI (10:52:40 PM): zoom in just south of herndon and reston
AtomicREI (10:53:05 PM): its by fairfax station and burke
AtomicREI (10:54:04 PM): you wont see a sign of fairfax county parkway cuz there is a bridge. im not sure of 123
AhnXLazyman (10:56:42 PM): bah the idea was fail.
AtomicREI (10:56:47 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman (10:56:58 PM): I told Dan and Patrick to get jess a Rail road crossing sign
AhnXLazyman (10:57:03 PM): but make it into a pirate sign
AtomicREI (10:57:20 PM): lol... fail
AhnXLazyman (10:57:29 PM): Yeah each R
AtomicREI (10:57:31 PM): wait... i dont have a present...
AhnXLazyman (10:57:34 PM): can be an ARGH
AtomicREI (10:57:44 PM): ill get her strippers
AhnXLazyman (10:57:51 PM): She's only 17...
AhnXLazyman (10:57:52 PM): haha
AtomicREI (10:58:07 PM): get it... its a robotics joke!
AhnXLazyman (10:58:10 PM): I know what you're talking about
AhnXLazyman (10:58:11 PM): HAha
AhnXLazyman (10:58:20 PM): "Do not open until 18 years of age"
AtomicREI (10:58:28 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman (10:58:51 PM): Dude what a ridiculously bad idea for a gift
AhnXLazyman (10:58:59 PM): "You bought me strippers for my 18th birthday?!"
AtomicREI (10:59:01 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman (11:00:24 PM): what does a 17 year old girl want for her birthday...
AtomicREI (11:00:52 PM): you know... i might be able to get a sign if i go by my dads house in clifton to drop off a radiator tomorrow
AhnXLazyman (11:04:49 PM): haha
AhnXLazyman (11:04:51 PM): Nice
AhnXLazyman (11:04:52 PM): Lol
AhnXLazyman (11:05:00 PM): Jess recorded us removing the arc from the trailor
AtomicREI (11:05:06 PM): lol... fail
AhnXLazyman (11:05:16 PM): Im considering putting it up on Facebook...
AtomicREI (11:05:24 PM): did she get me popping in, then leaving just as fast?
AhnXLazyman (11:05:29 PM): yeah
AtomicREI (11:05:32 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman (11:05:34 PM): you were like "You guys dont need me"
AhnXLazyman (11:05:36 PM): and dipset
AhnXLazyman (11:05:39 PM): and you hear me yelling
AhnXLazyman (11:05:44 PM): "NO WE NEED YOUR COACHING ABILITY"
AtomicREI (11:05:51 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman (11:05:59 PM): yeah
AtomicREI (11:06:13 PM): are you busy tomorrow in the afternoon?
AhnXLazyman (11:06:20 PM): I work till 6
AhnXLazyman (11:06:23 PM): But I might call out haha
AhnXLazyman (11:06:38 PM): "my brother is sick I have to take care of him"
AtomicREI (11:06:43 PM): lol
AtomicREI (11:06:57 PM): ive never taken a sign before
AtomicREI (11:07:05 PM): i can bring my dremel
AtomicREI (11:07:06 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman (11:07:13 PM): Oh you need wrenches
AhnXLazyman (11:07:19 PM): you need to get in touch with Dan and Patrick
AtomicREI (11:07:28 PM): i have a wratchet set
AhnXLazyman (11:07:28 PM): it's best to do it at night
AtomicREI (11:07:30 PM): or two
AhnXLazyman (11:07:37 PM): and lack of traffic
AhnXLazyman (11:07:42 PM): so it doesn't cause too much suspision
AtomicREI (11:08:21 PM): i think i found a side road that might not have too much traffic
AhnXLazyman (11:08:39 PM): ah
AtomicREI (11:08:41 PM): on google maps that is
AtomicREI (11:08:55 PM): it is named colchester rd
AhnXLazyman (11:09:25 PM): I hope its the yellow sign and not the white sign
AtomicREI (11:09:39 PM): we can still make a white sign pretty...
AtomicREI (11:09:41 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman (11:09:45 PM): haha
AhnXLazyman (11:09:56 PM): well by them you might as well cut her a pirate skull and crossbone
AtomicREI (11:10:08 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman (11:10:12 PM): DUDE
AhnXLazyman (11:10:16 PM): you should do that haha
AtomicREI (11:10:34 PM): out of the sign?
AhnXLazyman (11:11:05 PM): actually
AhnXLazyman (11:11:14 PM): out of wood would be easier haha
AhnXLazyman (11:11:18 PM): and then
AhnXLazyman (11:11:26 PM): Post in some street intersection
AtomicREI (11:11:37 PM): i dont have many wood tools
AtomicREI (11:11:44 PM): ted has a woodshop
AhnXLazyman (11:11:56 PM): we'll have to work with ted haha
AtomicREI (11:12:19 PM): do you still want a r&r sign?
AhnXLazyman (11:12:23 PM): well
AhnXLazyman (11:12:29 PM): only if its the yellow one...
AhnXLazyman (11:12:32 PM): I dunno
AhnXLazyman (11:12:33 PM): haha
AhnXLazyman (11:12:39 PM): It's not my gift
AhnXLazyman (11:12:41 PM): Its just my ideas
AtomicREI (11:12:51 PM): who's gift is it?
AhnXLazyman (11:12:57 PM): probably dan and Patrick
AhnXLazyman (11:12:59 PM): but right now
AhnXLazyman (11:13:05 PM): it's a Road Pirate Kit
AhnXLazyman (11:13:09 PM): and a IOU sign.
AtomicREI (11:13:12 PM): even if we put all the effort in?!?!?!
AtomicREI (11:13:18 PM): w.e
AhnXLazyman (11:13:20 PM): haha
AtomicREI (11:13:20 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman (11:13:24 PM): they haven't gotten the sign yet
AhnXLazyman (11:13:26 PM): they want too
AtomicREI (11:13:52 PM): it can be a group gift
AhnXLazyman (11:13:58 PM): yeah
AhnXLazyman (11:14:14 PM): then I wouldn't have to spend 40 dollars on some damn Watchmen DVD's
AtomicREI (11:14:22 PM): lol
AtomicREI (11:15:52 PM): if i went to get the sign, would you wanna come?
AhnXLazyman (11:16:34 PM): yeah if Im not working
AtomicREI (11:17:41 PM): do you want me to call you or something after i get out of school?
AhnXLazyman (11:17:51 PM): yeah my camera is going to be at home
AtomicREI (11:17:52 PM): after i do that thing at ences calss
AhnXLazyman (11:18:05 PM): yeah
AhnXLazyman (11:19:05 PM): er
AhnXLazyman (11:19:07 PM): phone*
AtomicREI (11:19:07 PM): dude... i can call you and be like" help me help me" and you can be like "oh shitizzle, my broizzle is gonna barfizzle! I got to skidizzle!"
AhnXLazyman (11:19:17 PM): hahaha
AhnXLazyman (11:19:25 PM): I'm talking to sean about cameras
AhnXLazyman (11:19:32 PM): so thats why I said camera
AtomicREI (11:19:36 PM): lol
AhnXLazyman signed off at 11:36:22 PM
all of that was important.
To Be Continued.
Horribly bad joke:
this is not one of those times....
My family and Kenny's family were going to VA beach for a family vacation (we did this almost every year) I was in his car, and his dad was rambling on about exploding fords.
so while my head was pressed up against glass, absorbing the virbrations of the road, I said, "What do you call a ford that explodes?"
"what do you call it?" Kenny says.
I continue, "a ford EXPLODER!"
I was laughing I thought it was great,
no one else did. but it stuck around. almost 10 years later.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Story Postponed
sorry for the inconvenience.
-Andrew Nguyen
Story Teller.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
The Surgurized Mouth
but anyways, I had a tooth coming in at an angle from the rear, the only way my tooth could set correctly was if I removed one of my older teeth.
WITH SURGERY
I had to go to this specialist in Reston, across the street from The Reston Hospital.
he was an asian dentist (all my Dental Hygenist/Specialist had been asian wtf.)
he had put me under with gas, Laughing gas.
so throughout the procedure, I was giggly. hysterical, I was rather lax with my laughter to be honest.
he was going to put Novocaine(is that right? kind of like morphine) in my mouth to make my mouth numb.
nobody told me the split second before insertion was going to be a trip to hell and back.
I screamed at the top of my lungs
"I WANT MY MOM OW THIS HURTS SO BAD *SOB* I WANT MY MOMMY"
don't forget I was in the eighth grade. so it was pretty sad if you think about it.
what about all the kids in the waiting room, eyes wide open, the walls were thin enough you could hear me from across the street.
my mom recalled putting her head down and shaking it.
The Hygenist continued with "andrew, andrew, calm down, it was just..just a little pinch, keep breathing through your nose"
I breathed through my nose after that I "Blacked out" in the sense that I've already forgotten what had happened...
an hour later the man had mocked up some sort of contraption and chained the tooth that was coming to my braces.
and from then on my Braces Dentist (special name I forgot) would have to crank this tiny gear to pull the tooth down, and destroy the right side of my mouth.
Guh
End Story
Monday, May 4, 2009
The Dentist Both Experiences
I got a new girl. She's Asian, I was hoping Oh she's nice. Shes a bitch. She Tugs At my Teeth like they aren't supposed to be there.
Her positioning is so awkward, most of the guys that Check up on me stay in one spot, but she was rolling around and whatnot, as if she was uncomfortable.
She would use the Electrical Pick, scratch at my gums for about 5 minutes. stops, switches to the manual Pick, and tugs at my teeth (she gets between two teeth, and pulls) in each crevice, stops, sprays up, and pulls the Electrical Pick again.
as if she purposefully played around with my mouth.
then again with the picks, she Scratches at my gums, making them bleed, and sprays it away with the water and "mini vacuum"
gawd she was horrible. I've never felt so much pain in such a long time lol.
while this was going down, I wondered, does the owner of this dentistry "Dr. Tin W Li." ever get Complaints? cuz I was most definitely going to complain about her.
she was horrible. but she was new, so I don't blame her. I just don't like her work ethics....
at least my teeth look beautiful?
pfft.
The new dentist: of course I like to title this FML Andrew
I went to the dentist, we've been going to our previous dentist since my brother was 4.
we waited as always for like an hour just to get our teeth checked, usually we wait the hour sit down, they look at it, X-ray it, Pick polish, rinse me out. and tell me I need to brush more (I brush a lot)
this time around we waited the hour. I sat in the chair, and the docter came in
"How are you doing andrew?"
"I'm fine."
"How Long have you been with Tin Li?"
"since as long as I can remember."
"ok now lets take a look at your mouth."
"K"
"hmm does this hurt?" he poked at a bump i had in my mouth.
"no it doesn't"
"well you know you have it right?"
"yeah"
"I'll have to take x-rays, how many times has He done a root canal on your tooth"
"I think twice."
"Oh ok"
"alright let me show you something"
he proceeded to stick a needle in my gums. but I felt nothing. he leaves
[Photo]
after that a lady came in and started taking x-rays
"andrew how old are you?" she says
"19"
"oh you go to school?"
"yeah nova"
"oh my kids go there, they're in their third year."
*wait nova is a 2 year school O.o*
"OK we going to take some x-rays now"
as she struggled to take an x-ray with a needle in my mouth she gets frustrated pulls the needle out. (it was rather important)
took a couple scans of my mouth and left the room.
about 15 minutes later, my dental hygienist comes back.
"lets take a look at those x-rays" he says "...where....where's the needle? she took it out? guh"
well long story short, he proceeds to tell me that I've had an infection for a long time, and my former dental hygienist failed to tell me so.
FML.
but the DH decides to clean out my teeth but has the lady assistant do it for me
15 painless minutes later she tells me yeah you're done...
What? you barely touched my teeth, WTF.
end story