Long Time, No Siege (Random Black Excursion)

*disclaimer* words used in this post are not of my own but direct quotes of other people on this trip *disclaimer*


Now this is actually two part story, the first, is actually from Dan and Lori.

this is what I remember:

Dan Carew, and Lorien Williams, happened to be in the Reston Area (nearby Lake Anne) after a I guess Double Date with another couple, but don't quote me on this I'm not too sure.
as they were leaving the park, a shady African American character comes up to them:

"please can you give me a ride home? I have a child, my wife is waiting for me angry, I'm drunk, and I can't drive home in this condition. please?" he says
Dan, being the nice person he is, obviously knows this man is of good nature, accepts his request, and allows him to hitch a ride.
now Lori, before allowing him to get in, asks him a simple question "Are you a man of good Morale Values?"

"Yes Ma'am." he says.

as they drive home, the Dark Shady character Attacks dan, and dan drives off the ro-
actually that didn't happen.
as dan drove him home, the man was sitting in the back, wasted.
as they approached the neighborhood this man lives in, they see a lady with a small carriage, with a child inside.

they knew he was telling the truth, cuz he pointed her out, and dan knew it was his wife.

that was dan's
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now weeks later, me dan and andy were at my house one late evening, talking about chicks, and life. great conversations, and it definitely got us to put on our Thinking caps midsummer (oi)

we had gotten a craving for slurpees, drinks, and snacks, so we start walking to 7-11 for sustenance

on the walk back, we see a SAAC walk towards us, I was slightly worried, not knowing what his intentions were.

"yo can you guys help me out? I need to buy some cigarettes, but I don't have my ID cuz i got in trouble with the law" (not a direct quote)

"uh...sure ok" we reply

as we were walking, he asks us "Yo what's you guys names?"

"Andrew"
"Andy"
"Sean"
"Dan"

"cool, my name is Lawrence, but that's a girls name, so Niggas be callin me Ace"
(I forgot his name)

we lol'd to ourselves cuz of the most random comment about himself.

we went to the gas station next to the 7-11, cuz it'd be a tad ridiculous if we went back for smokes.

Dan goes up to the gas station, asks for a pack of menthol's? something Light I believe. 5 bucks out the wallet of our acquaintance Ace.

he thanks us for our "random act of kindness" and walks away. we haven't seen him since, but ever since then, we've always required people to have a random Black excursion, or any excursion of any kind, they create such great stories.