Super Heroes.

I've made a lot of Superhero comics in my day, they were ok concepts.

from what I remember, their were 4 that come to mind.

• Dragons
• Armcores
• Elemental Warriors
• Prawn Man + Sushi Joe
  

They all sucked pretty much Hardcore (cept for prawn man.)


Dragons-it was basically pokemon, or digimon, or anything with mon in the end of it (Ja Mon)
each person had their own dragon (or snake, gary.) and fought to protect themselves and people they cared for. I mad this in the sixth grade, so...their wasn't much detail into it.
here's a modern rendtion of past concept art.


Armcores- that wasn't the actual name, in fact I don't remember what it was. anyways it was basically WarGraymon from digimon, but different elements, I thought it was cool. I made myself a wargraymon-sandlash combination guy he was bad ass, he'd roll into a ball like a goron (Legend of Zelda) and take out buildings. bwahaha here's a picture


Elemental Warriors-name pretty much explains itself take a Kimono wearing kiddo soup him up with some hella good elemental powers, and fight. this was a freshmen year concept it went down the drain when I decided to add steel and dark into the mix (pokemon)


Prawn man-my favorite, by far this guy was some tights wearing prawn hatting superhero, his arch nemisis was none other than sushi joe! he protect the lowly prawns from the unfortunate evils of joe and his chefs knife.


haha what's your favorite?

Jessica Nicholson This One's For You, Pt. 1

Yeah there are multiple parts--


Serious Business

Here's the first part of a rather large Epic Story I've experienced.

This is the story of the stop sign.
their was this girl, her name was Jessica Nicholson, just turned Seventeen I believe. She was super excited to have a party, and invited tons of people to her house (or so we thought, but I'll get to that later). On the information secton was the fated line "you have to bring me presents :D "

Of those people invited two people play an important role in this story, their names are Chaz armstrong and Andrew Nguyen. Look them up, I hear they're pretty awesome. Once the invitations were sent out, Andrew had no idea what to get Jessica.

"She Likes Watchmen right?, maybe I'll get her some Watchmen Paraphernalia."

He says to Patrick on Facebook. "Patrick, what are you getting Jess?"
"I was thinking of getting her a street sign." Patrick replies.
"How bout a stop sign?" Andrew asks.
"haha yeah, that's a good one, we could put 'hammer time' underneath the stop sign."
"haha I was thinking more of a "Da Par Tay Starts Hurr" kind of phrase."

This is what started the plan to get jessica the stop sign. Patrick and Dan Huchette were going to get the stop sign and decorate it. But Andrew was still without a present for Jessica. Andrew decided to get her the Watchmen videos. he was going to pick it up before the party.

VCU rolls by and the week of Jessica's party was here. Patrick and Dan, were still without the sign (damned school nights). so Thursday night comes, and Dan, Patrick, Chaz and Andrew, happen to be on AIM/Facebook. They Discussed plans for this elaborate gift for jessica. Patrick and Andrew talked about getting her a railroad sign.

the one with 2 R's and the X on it.

Andrew explained "yeah we grab this railroad sign. turn it into Arghs, and write pirate crossing on it. it'll totally fit in with your Road Pirate Kit."

but Andrew thought "where the hell is there a Railroad nearby?" So he consulted his next best source. Chaz Armstrong, and this is where he comes into the story.

here's actual Dialogue between Andrew and Chaz:

Thursday, March 26, 2009

AhnXLazyman (10:18:58 PM): Yo

AtomicREI (10:27:29 PM): hello

AhnXLazyman (10:27:37 PM): whats up?

AtomicREI (10:27:54 PM): our discussions were too long today

AhnXLazyman (10:28:29 PM): yeah

AhnXLazyman (10:30:13 PM): it happens

AhnXLazyman (10:30:16 PM): what do you expect

AhnXLazyman (10:30:28 PM): the whole build season planning thing was unneccesary

AhnXLazyman (10:30:39 PM): it definitly left the topic of VCU after 118

AtomicREI (10:31:25 PM): stupid dave and 118...

AhnXLazyman (10:31:33 PM): haha

AhnXLazyman (10:31:34 PM): DUDE

AhnXLazyman (10:31:38 PM): we got the gayest pokemon as 116

AhnXLazyman (10:31:44 PM): we're horsea

AtomicREI (10:31:53 PM): lol

AtomicREI (10:32:14 PM): i like 6?

AtomicREI (10:32:19 PM): is that charizard?

AhnXLazyman (10:32:23 PM): I think

AhnXLazyman (10:33:17 PM): yup charizard

AhnXLazyman (10:33:33 PM): GEEZ

AhnXLazyman (10:33:36 PM): it goes up to 491

AtomicREI (10:33:41 PM): wtf?!?!?!

AtomicREI (10:33:50 PM): 1-100!\

AtomicREI (10:33:53 PM): or 150?

AhnXLazyman (10:34:02 PM): we go to 150

AtomicREI (10:34:07 PM): ok

AtomicREI (10:34:08 PM): yea

AhnXLazyman (10:34:08 PM): original 151

AtomicREI (10:34:15 PM): 151 is mu... lol

AhnXLazyman (10:34:23 PM): mew*

AtomicREI (10:34:23 PM): or is it mutwo?

AtomicREI (10:34:29 PM): damnit...

AtomicREI (10:35:42 PM): im really psyiced about using the phrase EDucated

AtomicREI (10:35:48 PM): in chairmans

AtomicREI (10:35:57 PM): that has championship potential

AhnXLazyman (10:36:06 PM): haha yeah

AtomicREI (10:36:25 PM): "116 - EDucating the world"

AtomicREI (10:36:39 PM): or... "EDucation comes standard"

AhnXLazyman (10:40:09 PM): baha nice status

AtomicREI (10:40:16 PM): fo sho

AtomicREI (10:45:39 PM): maybe i should start my hw...

AhnXLazyman (10:45:51 PM): have you been thinking about EDucation?

AtomicREI (10:46:12 PM): maybe

AhnXLazyman (10:46:18 PM): wheres the nearest railroad from here?

AtomicREI (10:46:29 PM): umm... herndon?

AtomicREI (10:46:30 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (10:46:35 PM): railroad crossing sign

AhnXLazyman (10:46:36 PM): haha

AtomicREI (10:46:45 PM): i know of some in clifton?

AhnXLazyman (10:46:49 PM): how far is that?

AtomicREI (10:46:56 PM): 45 minutes

AhnXLazyman (10:47:00 PM): Lose

AtomicREI (10:47:00 PM): 1 sec

AtomicREI (10:47:05 PM): ill look some up

AhnXLazyman (10:48:12 PM): are you going to jess's birthday party?

AtomicREI (10:48:23 PM): probably

AhnXLazyman (10:48:37 PM): I need more people i can just chill with

AhnXLazyman (10:48:43 PM): cuz Im sure I'll be the odd 20 year old out

AtomicREI (10:48:47 PM): ill be there for you... lol

AhnXLazyman (10:49:08 PM): thank you chaz

AtomicREI (10:49:18 PM): no problem

AhnXLazyman (10:49:24 PM): hey ted is going to be there

AtomicREI (10:49:32 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (10:49:54 PM): oh god

AhnXLazyman (10:49:56 PM): other than her parents

AhnXLazyman (10:50:03 PM): Im going to be the oldest person there

AtomicREI (10:51:50 PM): ok... so the only railroad is the one i was talking about

AtomicREI (10:51:53 PM): south

AtomicREI (10:52:02 PM): by where 7100 crosses 123

AtomicREI (10:52:07 PM): ish

AhnXLazyman (10:52:15 PM): fairfax county south?

AhnXLazyman (10:52:21 PM): 123..

AhnXLazyman (10:52:22 PM): hmm

AtomicREI (10:52:28 PM): http://maps.google.com/

AtomicREI (10:52:40 PM): zoom in just south of herndon and reston

AtomicREI (10:53:05 PM): its by fairfax station and burke

AtomicREI (10:54:04 PM): you wont see a sign of fairfax county parkway cuz there is a bridge. im not sure of 123

AhnXLazyman (10:56:42 PM): bah the idea was fail.

AtomicREI (10:56:47 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (10:56:58 PM): I told Dan and Patrick to get jess a Rail road crossing sign

AhnXLazyman (10:57:03 PM): but make it into a pirate sign

AtomicREI (10:57:20 PM): lol... fail

AhnXLazyman (10:57:29 PM): Yeah each R

AtomicREI (10:57:31 PM): wait... i dont have a present...

AhnXLazyman (10:57:34 PM): can be an ARGH

AtomicREI (10:57:44 PM): ill get her strippers

AhnXLazyman (10:57:51 PM): She's only 17...

AhnXLazyman (10:57:52 PM): haha

AtomicREI (10:58:07 PM): get it... its a robotics joke!

AhnXLazyman (10:58:10 PM): I know what you're talking about

AhnXLazyman (10:58:11 PM): HAha

AhnXLazyman (10:58:20 PM): "Do not open until 18 years of age"

AtomicREI (10:58:28 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (10:58:51 PM): Dude what a ridiculously bad idea for a gift

AhnXLazyman (10:58:59 PM): "You bought me strippers for my 18th birthday?!"

AtomicREI (10:59:01 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:00:24 PM): what does a 17 year old girl want for her birthday...

AtomicREI (11:00:52 PM): you know... i might be able to get a sign if i go by my dads house in clifton to drop off a radiator tomorrow

AhnXLazyman (11:04:49 PM): haha

AhnXLazyman (11:04:51 PM): Nice

AhnXLazyman (11:04:52 PM): Lol

AhnXLazyman (11:05:00 PM): Jess recorded us removing the arc from the trailor

AtomicREI (11:05:06 PM): lol... fail

AhnXLazyman (11:05:16 PM): Im considering putting it up on Facebook...

AtomicREI (11:05:24 PM): did she get me popping in, then leaving just as fast?

AhnXLazyman (11:05:29 PM): yeah

AtomicREI (11:05:32 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:05:34 PM): you were like "You guys dont need me"

AhnXLazyman (11:05:36 PM): and dipset

AhnXLazyman (11:05:39 PM): and you hear me yelling

AhnXLazyman (11:05:44 PM): "NO WE NEED YOUR COACHING ABILITY"

AtomicREI (11:05:51 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:05:59 PM): yeah

AtomicREI (11:06:13 PM): are you busy tomorrow in the afternoon?

AhnXLazyman (11:06:20 PM): I work till 6

AhnXLazyman (11:06:23 PM): But I might call out haha

AhnXLazyman (11:06:38 PM): "my brother is sick I have to take care of him"

AtomicREI (11:06:43 PM): lol

AtomicREI (11:06:57 PM): ive never taken a sign before

AtomicREI (11:07:05 PM): i can bring my dremel

AtomicREI (11:07:06 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:07:13 PM): Oh you need wrenches

AhnXLazyman (11:07:19 PM): you need to get in touch with Dan and Patrick

AtomicREI (11:07:28 PM): i have a wratchet set

AhnXLazyman (11:07:28 PM): it's best to do it at night

AtomicREI (11:07:30 PM): or two

AhnXLazyman (11:07:37 PM): and lack of traffic

AhnXLazyman (11:07:42 PM): so it doesn't cause too much suspision

AtomicREI (11:08:21 PM): i think i found a side road that might not have too much traffic

AhnXLazyman (11:08:39 PM): ah

AtomicREI (11:08:41 PM): on google maps that is

AtomicREI (11:08:55 PM): it is named colchester rd

AhnXLazyman (11:09:25 PM): I hope its the yellow sign and not the white sign

AtomicREI (11:09:39 PM): we can still make a white sign pretty...

AtomicREI (11:09:41 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:09:45 PM): haha

AhnXLazyman (11:09:56 PM): well by them you might as well cut her a pirate skull and crossbone

AtomicREI (11:10:08 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:10:12 PM): DUDE

AhnXLazyman (11:10:16 PM): you should do that haha

AtomicREI (11:10:34 PM): out of the sign?

AhnXLazyman (11:11:05 PM): actually

AhnXLazyman (11:11:14 PM): out of wood would be easier haha

AhnXLazyman (11:11:18 PM): and then

AhnXLazyman (11:11:26 PM): Post in some street intersection

AtomicREI (11:11:37 PM): i dont have many wood tools

AtomicREI (11:11:44 PM): ted has a woodshop

AhnXLazyman (11:11:56 PM): we'll have to work with ted haha

AtomicREI (11:12:19 PM): do you still want a r&r sign?

AhnXLazyman (11:12:23 PM): well

AhnXLazyman (11:12:29 PM): only if its the yellow one...

AhnXLazyman (11:12:32 PM): I dunno

AhnXLazyman (11:12:33 PM): haha

AhnXLazyman (11:12:39 PM): It's not my gift

AhnXLazyman (11:12:41 PM): Its just my ideas

AtomicREI (11:12:51 PM): who's gift is it?

AhnXLazyman (11:12:57 PM): probably dan and Patrick

AhnXLazyman (11:12:59 PM): but right now

AhnXLazyman (11:13:05 PM): it's a Road Pirate Kit

AhnXLazyman (11:13:09 PM): and a IOU sign.

AtomicREI (11:13:12 PM): even if we put all the effort in?!?!?!

AtomicREI (11:13:18 PM): w.e

AhnXLazyman (11:13:20 PM): haha

AtomicREI (11:13:20 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:13:24 PM): they haven't gotten the sign yet

AhnXLazyman (11:13:26 PM): they want too

AtomicREI (11:13:52 PM): it can be a group gift

AhnXLazyman (11:13:58 PM): yeah

AhnXLazyman (11:14:14 PM): then I wouldn't have to spend 40 dollars on some damn Watchmen DVD's

AtomicREI (11:14:22 PM): lol

AtomicREI (11:15:52 PM): if i went to get the sign, would you wanna come?

AhnXLazyman (11:16:34 PM): yeah if Im not working

AtomicREI (11:17:41 PM): do you want me to call you or something after i get out of school?

AhnXLazyman (11:17:51 PM): yeah my camera is going to be at home

AtomicREI (11:17:52 PM): after i do that thing at ences calss

AhnXLazyman (11:18:05 PM): yeah

AhnXLazyman (11:19:05 PM): er

AhnXLazyman (11:19:07 PM): phone*

AtomicREI (11:19:07 PM): dude... i can call you and be like" help me help me" and you can be like "oh shitizzle, my broizzle is gonna barfizzle! I got to skidizzle!"

AhnXLazyman (11:19:17 PM): hahaha

AhnXLazyman (11:19:25 PM): I'm talking to sean about cameras

AhnXLazyman (11:19:32 PM): so thats why I said camera

AtomicREI (11:19:36 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman signed off at 11:36:22 PM

all of that was important.


To Be Continued.

Horribly bad joke:

Now I'm the one to tell jokes, a lot of them are hilarious, it makes your sides hurt from all the laughter....


this is not one of those times....


My family and Kenny's family were going to VA beach for a family vacation (we did this almost every year) I was in his car, and his dad was rambling on about exploding fords.

so while my head was pressed up against glass, absorbing the virbrations of the road, I said, "What do you call a ford that explodes?"

"what do you call it?" Kenny says.

I continue, "a ford EXPLODER!"

I was laughing I thought it was great,
no one else did. but it stuck around. almost 10 years later.

Story Postponed

slight problem with the format of today's story. I'll have to rewrite it.


sorry for the inconvenience.

-Andrew Nguyen

Story Teller.

The Surgurized Mouth

In the Eighth Grade I had braces, it was pretty bad.

but anyways, I had a tooth coming in at an angle from the rear, the only way my tooth could set correctly was if I removed one of my older teeth.

WITH SURGERY

I had to go to this specialist in Reston, across the street from The Reston Hospital.

he was an asian dentist (all my Dental Hygenist/Specialist had been asian wtf.)

he had put me under with gas, Laughing gas.

so throughout the procedure, I was giggly. hysterical, I was rather lax with my laughter to be honest.

he was going to put Novocaine(is that right? kind of like morphine) in my mouth to make my mouth numb.

nobody told me the split second before insertion was going to be a trip to hell and back.

I screamed at the top of my lungs

"I WANT MY MOM OW THIS HURTS SO BAD *SOB* I WANT MY MOMMY"

don't forget I was in the eighth grade. so it was pretty sad if you think about it.

what about all the kids in the waiting room, eyes wide open, the walls were thin enough you could hear me from across the street.

my mom recalled putting her head down and shaking it.

The Hygenist continued with "andrew, andrew, calm down, it was just..just a little pinch, keep breathing through your nose"

I breathed through my nose after that I "Blacked out" in the sense that I've already forgotten what had happened...

an hour later the man had mocked up some sort of contraption and chained the tooth that was coming to my braces.

and from then on my Braces Dentist (special name I forgot) would have to crank this tiny gear to pull the tooth down, and destroy the right side of my mouth.

Guh

End Story

The Dentist Both Experiences

this Dentist appointment was the Most Excruciatingly Evil Dentist Appointment I've ever had.

I got a new girl. She's Asian, I was hoping Oh she's nice. Shes a bitch. She Tugs At my Teeth like they aren't supposed to be there.

Her positioning is so awkward, most of the guys that Check up on me stay in one spot, but she was rolling around and whatnot, as if she was uncomfortable.

She would use the Electrical Pick, scratch at my gums for about 5 minutes. stops, switches to the manual Pick, and tugs at my teeth (she gets between two teeth, and pulls) in each crevice, stops, sprays up, and pulls the Electrical Pick again.

as if she purposefully played around with my mouth.

then again with the picks, she Scratches at my gums, making them bleed, and sprays it away with the water and "mini vacuum"

gawd she was horrible. I've never felt so much pain in such a long time lol.

while this was going down, I wondered, does the owner of this dentistry "Dr. Tin W Li." ever get Complaints? cuz I was most definitely going to complain about her.

she was horrible. but she was new, so I don't blame her. I just don't like her work ethics....

at least my teeth look beautiful?

pfft.

The new dentist: of course I like to title this FML Andrew

I went to the dentist, we've been going to our previous dentist since my brother was 4.

we waited as always for like an hour just to get our teeth checked, usually we wait the hour sit down, they look at it, X-ray it, Pick polish, rinse me out. and tell me I need to brush more (I brush a lot)

this time around we waited the hour. I sat in the chair, and the docter came in
"How are you doing andrew?"
"I'm fine."
"How Long have you been with Tin Li?"
"since as long as I can remember."
"ok now lets take a look at your mouth."
"K"
"hmm does this hurt?" he poked at a bump i had in my mouth.
"no it doesn't"
"well you know you have it right?"
"yeah"
"I'll have to take x-rays, how many times has He done a root canal on your tooth"
"I think twice."
"Oh ok"
"alright let me show you something"

he proceeded to stick a needle in my gums. but I felt nothing. he leaves

[Photo]

after that a lady came in and started taking x-rays

"andrew how old are you?" she says
"19"
"oh you go to school?"
"yeah nova"
"oh my kids go there, they're in their third year."
*wait nova is a 2 year school O.o*
"OK we going to take some x-rays now"

as she struggled to take an x-ray with a needle in my mouth she gets frustrated pulls the needle out. (it was rather important)

took a couple scans of my mouth and left the room.

about 15 minutes later, my dental hygienist comes back.

"lets take a look at those x-rays" he says "...where....where's the needle? she took it out? guh"

well long story short, he proceeds to tell me that I've had an infection for a long time, and my former dental hygienist failed to tell me so.

FML.

but the DH decides to clean out my teeth but has the lady assistant do it for me

15 painless minutes later she tells me yeah you're done...

What? you barely touched my teeth, WTF.

end story