Jessica Nicholson This One's For You, Pt. 1

Yeah there are multiple parts--


Serious Business

Here's the first part of a rather large Epic Story I've experienced.

This is the story of the stop sign.
their was this girl, her name was Jessica Nicholson, just turned Seventeen I believe. She was super excited to have a party, and invited tons of people to her house (or so we thought, but I'll get to that later). On the information secton was the fated line "you have to bring me presents :D "

Of those people invited two people play an important role in this story, their names are Chaz armstrong and Andrew Nguyen. Look them up, I hear they're pretty awesome. Once the invitations were sent out, Andrew had no idea what to get Jessica.

"She Likes Watchmen right?, maybe I'll get her some Watchmen Paraphernalia."

He says to Patrick on Facebook. "Patrick, what are you getting Jess?"
"I was thinking of getting her a street sign." Patrick replies.
"How bout a stop sign?" Andrew asks.
"haha yeah, that's a good one, we could put 'hammer time' underneath the stop sign."
"haha I was thinking more of a "Da Par Tay Starts Hurr" kind of phrase."

This is what started the plan to get jessica the stop sign. Patrick and Dan Huchette were going to get the stop sign and decorate it. But Andrew was still without a present for Jessica. Andrew decided to get her the Watchmen videos. he was going to pick it up before the party.

VCU rolls by and the week of Jessica's party was here. Patrick and Dan, were still without the sign (damned school nights). so Thursday night comes, and Dan, Patrick, Chaz and Andrew, happen to be on AIM/Facebook. They Discussed plans for this elaborate gift for jessica. Patrick and Andrew talked about getting her a railroad sign.

the one with 2 R's and the X on it.

Andrew explained "yeah we grab this railroad sign. turn it into Arghs, and write pirate crossing on it. it'll totally fit in with your Road Pirate Kit."

but Andrew thought "where the hell is there a Railroad nearby?" So he consulted his next best source. Chaz Armstrong, and this is where he comes into the story.

here's actual Dialogue between Andrew and Chaz:

Thursday, March 26, 2009

AhnXLazyman (10:18:58 PM): Yo

AtomicREI (10:27:29 PM): hello

AhnXLazyman (10:27:37 PM): whats up?

AtomicREI (10:27:54 PM): our discussions were too long today

AhnXLazyman (10:28:29 PM): yeah

AhnXLazyman (10:30:13 PM): it happens

AhnXLazyman (10:30:16 PM): what do you expect

AhnXLazyman (10:30:28 PM): the whole build season planning thing was unneccesary

AhnXLazyman (10:30:39 PM): it definitly left the topic of VCU after 118

AtomicREI (10:31:25 PM): stupid dave and 118...

AhnXLazyman (10:31:33 PM): haha

AhnXLazyman (10:31:34 PM): DUDE

AhnXLazyman (10:31:38 PM): we got the gayest pokemon as 116

AhnXLazyman (10:31:44 PM): we're horsea

AtomicREI (10:31:53 PM): lol

AtomicREI (10:32:14 PM): i like 6?

AtomicREI (10:32:19 PM): is that charizard?

AhnXLazyman (10:32:23 PM): I think

AhnXLazyman (10:33:17 PM): yup charizard

AhnXLazyman (10:33:33 PM): GEEZ

AhnXLazyman (10:33:36 PM): it goes up to 491

AtomicREI (10:33:41 PM): wtf?!?!?!

AtomicREI (10:33:50 PM): 1-100!\

AtomicREI (10:33:53 PM): or 150?

AhnXLazyman (10:34:02 PM): we go to 150

AtomicREI (10:34:07 PM): ok

AtomicREI (10:34:08 PM): yea

AhnXLazyman (10:34:08 PM): original 151

AtomicREI (10:34:15 PM): 151 is mu... lol

AhnXLazyman (10:34:23 PM): mew*

AtomicREI (10:34:23 PM): or is it mutwo?

AtomicREI (10:34:29 PM): damnit...

AtomicREI (10:35:42 PM): im really psyiced about using the phrase EDucated

AtomicREI (10:35:48 PM): in chairmans

AtomicREI (10:35:57 PM): that has championship potential

AhnXLazyman (10:36:06 PM): haha yeah

AtomicREI (10:36:25 PM): "116 - EDucating the world"

AtomicREI (10:36:39 PM): or... "EDucation comes standard"

AhnXLazyman (10:40:09 PM): baha nice status

AtomicREI (10:40:16 PM): fo sho

AtomicREI (10:45:39 PM): maybe i should start my hw...

AhnXLazyman (10:45:51 PM): have you been thinking about EDucation?

AtomicREI (10:46:12 PM): maybe

AhnXLazyman (10:46:18 PM): wheres the nearest railroad from here?

AtomicREI (10:46:29 PM): umm... herndon?

AtomicREI (10:46:30 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (10:46:35 PM): railroad crossing sign

AhnXLazyman (10:46:36 PM): haha

AtomicREI (10:46:45 PM): i know of some in clifton?

AhnXLazyman (10:46:49 PM): how far is that?

AtomicREI (10:46:56 PM): 45 minutes

AhnXLazyman (10:47:00 PM): Lose

AtomicREI (10:47:00 PM): 1 sec

AtomicREI (10:47:05 PM): ill look some up

AhnXLazyman (10:48:12 PM): are you going to jess's birthday party?

AtomicREI (10:48:23 PM): probably

AhnXLazyman (10:48:37 PM): I need more people i can just chill with

AhnXLazyman (10:48:43 PM): cuz Im sure I'll be the odd 20 year old out

AtomicREI (10:48:47 PM): ill be there for you... lol

AhnXLazyman (10:49:08 PM): thank you chaz

AtomicREI (10:49:18 PM): no problem

AhnXLazyman (10:49:24 PM): hey ted is going to be there

AtomicREI (10:49:32 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (10:49:54 PM): oh god

AhnXLazyman (10:49:56 PM): other than her parents

AhnXLazyman (10:50:03 PM): Im going to be the oldest person there

AtomicREI (10:51:50 PM): ok... so the only railroad is the one i was talking about

AtomicREI (10:51:53 PM): south

AtomicREI (10:52:02 PM): by where 7100 crosses 123

AtomicREI (10:52:07 PM): ish

AhnXLazyman (10:52:15 PM): fairfax county south?

AhnXLazyman (10:52:21 PM): 123..

AhnXLazyman (10:52:22 PM): hmm

AtomicREI (10:52:28 PM): http://maps.google.com/

AtomicREI (10:52:40 PM): zoom in just south of herndon and reston

AtomicREI (10:53:05 PM): its by fairfax station and burke

AtomicREI (10:54:04 PM): you wont see a sign of fairfax county parkway cuz there is a bridge. im not sure of 123

AhnXLazyman (10:56:42 PM): bah the idea was fail.

AtomicREI (10:56:47 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (10:56:58 PM): I told Dan and Patrick to get jess a Rail road crossing sign

AhnXLazyman (10:57:03 PM): but make it into a pirate sign

AtomicREI (10:57:20 PM): lol... fail

AhnXLazyman (10:57:29 PM): Yeah each R

AtomicREI (10:57:31 PM): wait... i dont have a present...

AhnXLazyman (10:57:34 PM): can be an ARGH

AtomicREI (10:57:44 PM): ill get her strippers

AhnXLazyman (10:57:51 PM): She's only 17...

AhnXLazyman (10:57:52 PM): haha

AtomicREI (10:58:07 PM): get it... its a robotics joke!

AhnXLazyman (10:58:10 PM): I know what you're talking about

AhnXLazyman (10:58:11 PM): HAha

AhnXLazyman (10:58:20 PM): "Do not open until 18 years of age"

AtomicREI (10:58:28 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (10:58:51 PM): Dude what a ridiculously bad idea for a gift

AhnXLazyman (10:58:59 PM): "You bought me strippers for my 18th birthday?!"

AtomicREI (10:59:01 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:00:24 PM): what does a 17 year old girl want for her birthday...

AtomicREI (11:00:52 PM): you know... i might be able to get a sign if i go by my dads house in clifton to drop off a radiator tomorrow

AhnXLazyman (11:04:49 PM): haha

AhnXLazyman (11:04:51 PM): Nice

AhnXLazyman (11:04:52 PM): Lol

AhnXLazyman (11:05:00 PM): Jess recorded us removing the arc from the trailor

AtomicREI (11:05:06 PM): lol... fail

AhnXLazyman (11:05:16 PM): Im considering putting it up on Facebook...

AtomicREI (11:05:24 PM): did she get me popping in, then leaving just as fast?

AhnXLazyman (11:05:29 PM): yeah

AtomicREI (11:05:32 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:05:34 PM): you were like "You guys dont need me"

AhnXLazyman (11:05:36 PM): and dipset

AhnXLazyman (11:05:39 PM): and you hear me yelling

AhnXLazyman (11:05:44 PM): "NO WE NEED YOUR COACHING ABILITY"

AtomicREI (11:05:51 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:05:59 PM): yeah

AtomicREI (11:06:13 PM): are you busy tomorrow in the afternoon?

AhnXLazyman (11:06:20 PM): I work till 6

AhnXLazyman (11:06:23 PM): But I might call out haha

AhnXLazyman (11:06:38 PM): "my brother is sick I have to take care of him"

AtomicREI (11:06:43 PM): lol

AtomicREI (11:06:57 PM): ive never taken a sign before

AtomicREI (11:07:05 PM): i can bring my dremel

AtomicREI (11:07:06 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:07:13 PM): Oh you need wrenches

AhnXLazyman (11:07:19 PM): you need to get in touch with Dan and Patrick

AtomicREI (11:07:28 PM): i have a wratchet set

AhnXLazyman (11:07:28 PM): it's best to do it at night

AtomicREI (11:07:30 PM): or two

AhnXLazyman (11:07:37 PM): and lack of traffic

AhnXLazyman (11:07:42 PM): so it doesn't cause too much suspision

AtomicREI (11:08:21 PM): i think i found a side road that might not have too much traffic

AhnXLazyman (11:08:39 PM): ah

AtomicREI (11:08:41 PM): on google maps that is

AtomicREI (11:08:55 PM): it is named colchester rd

AhnXLazyman (11:09:25 PM): I hope its the yellow sign and not the white sign

AtomicREI (11:09:39 PM): we can still make a white sign pretty...

AtomicREI (11:09:41 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:09:45 PM): haha

AhnXLazyman (11:09:56 PM): well by them you might as well cut her a pirate skull and crossbone

AtomicREI (11:10:08 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:10:12 PM): DUDE

AhnXLazyman (11:10:16 PM): you should do that haha

AtomicREI (11:10:34 PM): out of the sign?

AhnXLazyman (11:11:05 PM): actually

AhnXLazyman (11:11:14 PM): out of wood would be easier haha

AhnXLazyman (11:11:18 PM): and then

AhnXLazyman (11:11:26 PM): Post in some street intersection

AtomicREI (11:11:37 PM): i dont have many wood tools

AtomicREI (11:11:44 PM): ted has a woodshop

AhnXLazyman (11:11:56 PM): we'll have to work with ted haha

AtomicREI (11:12:19 PM): do you still want a r&r sign?

AhnXLazyman (11:12:23 PM): well

AhnXLazyman (11:12:29 PM): only if its the yellow one...

AhnXLazyman (11:12:32 PM): I dunno

AhnXLazyman (11:12:33 PM): haha

AhnXLazyman (11:12:39 PM): It's not my gift

AhnXLazyman (11:12:41 PM): Its just my ideas

AtomicREI (11:12:51 PM): who's gift is it?

AhnXLazyman (11:12:57 PM): probably dan and Patrick

AhnXLazyman (11:12:59 PM): but right now

AhnXLazyman (11:13:05 PM): it's a Road Pirate Kit

AhnXLazyman (11:13:09 PM): and a IOU sign.

AtomicREI (11:13:12 PM): even if we put all the effort in?!?!?!

AtomicREI (11:13:18 PM): w.e

AhnXLazyman (11:13:20 PM): haha

AtomicREI (11:13:20 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman (11:13:24 PM): they haven't gotten the sign yet

AhnXLazyman (11:13:26 PM): they want too

AtomicREI (11:13:52 PM): it can be a group gift

AhnXLazyman (11:13:58 PM): yeah

AhnXLazyman (11:14:14 PM): then I wouldn't have to spend 40 dollars on some damn Watchmen DVD's

AtomicREI (11:14:22 PM): lol

AtomicREI (11:15:52 PM): if i went to get the sign, would you wanna come?

AhnXLazyman (11:16:34 PM): yeah if Im not working

AtomicREI (11:17:41 PM): do you want me to call you or something after i get out of school?

AhnXLazyman (11:17:51 PM): yeah my camera is going to be at home

AtomicREI (11:17:52 PM): after i do that thing at ences calss

AhnXLazyman (11:18:05 PM): yeah

AhnXLazyman (11:19:05 PM): er

AhnXLazyman (11:19:07 PM): phone*

AtomicREI (11:19:07 PM): dude... i can call you and be like" help me help me" and you can be like "oh shitizzle, my broizzle is gonna barfizzle! I got to skidizzle!"

AhnXLazyman (11:19:17 PM): hahaha

AhnXLazyman (11:19:25 PM): I'm talking to sean about cameras

AhnXLazyman (11:19:32 PM): so thats why I said camera

AtomicREI (11:19:36 PM): lol

AhnXLazyman signed off at 11:36:22 PM

all of that was important.


To Be Continued.