Monday, May 4, 2009

The Dentist Both Experiences

this Dentist appointment was the Most Excruciatingly Evil Dentist Appointment I've ever had.

I got a new girl. She's Asian, I was hoping Oh she's nice. Shes a bitch. She Tugs At my Teeth like they aren't supposed to be there.

Her positioning is so awkward, most of the guys that Check up on me stay in one spot, but she was rolling around and whatnot, as if she was uncomfortable.

She would use the Electrical Pick, scratch at my gums for about 5 minutes. stops, switches to the manual Pick, and tugs at my teeth (she gets between two teeth, and pulls) in each crevice, stops, sprays up, and pulls the Electrical Pick again.

as if she purposefully played around with my mouth.

then again with the picks, she Scratches at my gums, making them bleed, and sprays it away with the water and "mini vacuum"

gawd she was horrible. I've never felt so much pain in such a long time lol.

while this was going down, I wondered, does the owner of this dentistry "Dr. Tin W Li." ever get Complaints? cuz I was most definitely going to complain about her.

she was horrible. but she was new, so I don't blame her. I just don't like her work ethics....

at least my teeth look beautiful?

pfft.

The new dentist: of course I like to title this FML Andrew

I went to the dentist, we've been going to our previous dentist since my brother was 4.

we waited as always for like an hour just to get our teeth checked, usually we wait the hour sit down, they look at it, X-ray it, Pick polish, rinse me out. and tell me I need to brush more (I brush a lot)

this time around we waited the hour. I sat in the chair, and the docter came in
"How are you doing andrew?"
"I'm fine."
"How Long have you been with Tin Li?"
"since as long as I can remember."
"ok now lets take a look at your mouth."
"K"
"hmm does this hurt?" he poked at a bump i had in my mouth.
"no it doesn't"
"well you know you have it right?"
"yeah"
"I'll have to take x-rays, how many times has He done a root canal on your tooth"
"I think twice."
"Oh ok"
"alright let me show you something"

he proceeded to stick a needle in my gums. but I felt nothing. he leaves

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after that a lady came in and started taking x-rays

"andrew how old are you?" she says
"19"
"oh you go to school?"
"yeah nova"
"oh my kids go there, they're in their third year."
*wait nova is a 2 year school O.o*
"OK we going to take some x-rays now"

as she struggled to take an x-ray with a needle in my mouth she gets frustrated pulls the needle out. (it was rather important)

took a couple scans of my mouth and left the room.

about 15 minutes later, my dental hygienist comes back.

"lets take a look at those x-rays" he says "...where....where's the needle? she took it out? guh"

well long story short, he proceeds to tell me that I've had an infection for a long time, and my former dental hygienist failed to tell me so.

FML.

but the DH decides to clean out my teeth but has the lady assistant do it for me

15 painless minutes later she tells me yeah you're done...

What? you barely touched my teeth, WTF.

end story

3 comments:

  1. NEVER go to an Asian dentist.

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  2. I have to agree with Kenny. No offense to Asians but they are terrible at being dentists. I went to one (she wasn't new) and ever since that day I can't handle cold things on the right side of my mouth. I like the male doctors better.

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