Horribly bad joke:

Now I'm the one to tell jokes, a lot of them are hilarious, it makes your sides hurt from all the laughter....


this is not one of those times....


My family and Kenny's family were going to VA beach for a family vacation (we did this almost every year) I was in his car, and his dad was rambling on about exploding fords.

so while my head was pressed up against glass, absorbing the virbrations of the road, I said, "What do you call a ford that explodes?"

"what do you call it?" Kenny says.

I continue, "a ford EXPLODER!"

I was laughing I thought it was great,
no one else did. but it stuck around. almost 10 years later.