Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Jim The Beach Hobo.

Lots of updates for the lack of last month.


this year's beach trip with LAMATB was more of a success story.

on the first night we went down to the beach. We set up 3 beach chairs at the shore, and a blanket for andy and jessica.

as we were chilling dan decided to start constructing an elaborate design. a large circular design like crop circles.

Jeanine's photo (click to expereience the epicness)

as dan made it larger, me removed lori and my chairs, and left kit alone. and continued to design.

as we started to finish a scruffy old man hobbles over to kit. sees that he walked over an art design. and jumped over to kit.


"Now I know you're just sitting waiting for people like me, to ask you how the hell you did this while you're sitting there."

Lol

kit and Jim started talking about stuff. the rest of us gathered around away from kit,

and I asked "should we go over there?"

as we did, we introduced ourselves.

and he asked us what we did as students:

Kit: Art Major
Lori: Art
Dan:Engineering
Me: History

his response to Kit and Lori were "Art is great, keep at it, and you'll get to the top"
To dan "Engineering is where the money is. keep at it, and you'll be getting a lot of money."
to me "somebody go ahead and shoot him in the head now."

WTF

lol

as he continued he started talking about Obama
and how he should reduce gas emissions by eliminating Drivethrus.

he would also interrupt himself by saying "forget about forget about f-f-f-forget about it."

He threw his ciggarette into the design, and said "shit I need that, but how will I get my cigarrette without ruining the art work."

so he fumbles across the design to get the last of his cigarrette, and pockets it.

as a large lady walked by he said "I used to surf, I'd like to surf her ass all night long"

as Jim talked about his life, Kit mentioned how his mom used to live a lifestyle similar to Jim's,

he responded "I'd like to talk to your mom on the phone for an hour. and work her for a couple more..."

bahahaha.


it had become about 1:16 and he asked what time it was, and said

"oh shit, I better go to make last call."

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