How I Met Dan Carew

Dan Carew has been my best friend since 6th grade (2000)

This is how i met him.

he moved here from Madison, New Jersey.

he was a pasty white kid from Joisey. haha

anyways I was a really smart kid. but smart comes at a cost, I unfortunately had no friends. so my teacher had a parent conference with my mom, and told her:

"andrew is an exceptional student he knows his stuff. but between you and me, he isn't quite social. I think he should interact with some kids in class. here's a new students number, dan carew, I want him to call dan and have some sort of play date."

I'm sure dan's mom got the same story regarding a play date haha.

the next day I call dan carew.

"Hi this is andrew."
"Hi this is mr. carew, did you want to talk to dan??"
"yeah."
"Hi this is dan"
"Hey Dan this is andrew, we both have the same teacher. do you want to hang out sometime?"
"yeah sure."

the friday of the same week, I come over to his house.

it was a big place, I proceed to tell him, "Dude you live in a mansion."

so from then on I always tell people dan carew lives on the rich side of Summerfield dr.

as dan gave me the tour of the house he ends it in his room.

Ow ow...not the way you think haha.

now this guy has a history of unclean rooms, I'm not going to lie to you (I did). he just moved here, and his room was already a mess.

So dan takes a look at me, and asks, "Do you know karate moves? Hi-yah!"

he tries to do these fake punch moves.

I punch him in the face.

he falls on the bed gets back up looks at me.
he looked like this after I punched him

"dude that was awesome." he said

we've been freinds ever since.